Word of advice , when youve had a lot to drink and your leaving a golf club , Chilanga , dont take the advice of friends who say the short cut home is only 20 minutes as uppossed to the normal 45 if you take the road through town . I got lost , I phoned my wife at about 10 , having been traveling for about 3 hours Alta Conte , please come find me , Im lost , to raucous laughter I was told NO . I found a local as I was now in bush on dirt roads , excuse me young man , where am I ? , Chongwe bwana , he replies I was now in uncharted territory , a place only David Livingstone knows . Sleep in the car and find your way in the light , mmmmm , one million Mosquitos put paid to that . I eventually got home at midnight , tired , well travelled and much wiser . Moral of the story , Dont listen to drunken golfers , they lie .
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 04:56:26 +0000
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