Words Are Fun I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit. I changed my IPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemist die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. Class trip to Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? What does a clock do when it is hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in NY’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro – what a rip off!!! Venison for dinner? Oh deer!!! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 08:50:16 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015