Words Not Yet In The Dictionary ELBONICS (el bon iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay shun) n. Manhandling the open here spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the illegal side. NEONPHANCY (ne on fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. PETONIC (peh ton ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet. PHONESIA (fo nee zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. PUPKUS (pup kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when youre only six inches away.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:41:07 +0000
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