Working in quite a posh area of shitchester today. If am honest felt a little bit outa place in me work wheels an hi viz. but....... an there is always a but wen I decide to share my adventures on bumbook.! A walks in tescos to get a little snack as ye do an sees this what I thought was a well to do lady. Ye know the usual type , hair in a perm like a cross between cilla black an phillis from corry back in the day. Remember her? The one that use to slot percy. Anyhues, silk scarf an a shopping trolley. Worked her arse off all her life to retire to a nice house ........... then she picks up a packet of scotch eggs a pound of ham an throws them in her trolley (with alloy wheels on dont ye know). Shocked to say the least then a thought perhaps she has an illness or something. Untillllll her partner in crime comes round the corner with a resemblence of the colonel ( kfc colonel that is ). An throws a loaf of dereks best into the 14 plate shopping trolley aswel !!! Then they happily walked off together into the sunset. Shocking behaviour. An heres me paying 75 fickin pence for a yorkie. An judging by the size of it even small enough for girls. Good day
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 10:18:45 +0000