Worlds largest Cardigan Welsh Corgi (50#) squeezes himself onto tiny bottom step. Creature likes to always be underfoot, perched atop thin ledges and sprawled over human laps on back, kicking and whining, creating clouds of its fur which cause sneezing and gagging of nearby humans as they try in vain to remove the dog hair from their faces, mouthes, nostrils, clothing, etc. Beast is funny and loveable, resembling full sized low rider car. Responds to Leo, Lee Lee, Cat Squirrel, Out, Walk, Go for a, Yum yums Meal, Dinner, Eat, Cookie, Treat, and dozens more, opening of refrigerator door, oven, cabinet drawer, dishwasher, etc., even if creature is at other end of house on 2nd floor. Likes to throw bones and prance after them, much like Chinese dragons in New Years parades. Has an extreme fondness for Italian leather furniture (which he is forbidden to now sit upon), particularly peeling the leather off and decorating Persian carpets with the stuffing.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 21:44:18 +0000