#Worth__READING! There is a yoruba adage that says “gbogbo nkan to n dan ko ni wura” meaning not all that glitter is gold. Guys, not all girls you meet you must date, as a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even scope some girls, not to talk of approaching them for a chat or going ahead to date them! As a love doctor with no patient sorry patience, I’ll give you a run down of girls you should never date and reasons as follows; Never date the daughter of a butcher…if u break her heart, believe me its going to be bloody because your body will be sold in the meat market for as cheap as N50. Don’t date a herbalist’s daughter, the gods are not tired of drinking human blood unless you are sure your blood will make the gods have hangover. Never date the daughter of an ex-soldier…believe me, he is missing the war in Liberia and he’ll use you to reminisce about it when you break his daughter’s heart. If it is compulsory for you to date a lawyer’s daughter, please go on a “Prison Tour” before you make that decision. I advise guys against dating Doctor’s daughters because they know the right injection to take you across the borders of the earth when you mess up! Never in your life should you date a politician’s daughter, if things go wrong, her father knows how to arrange your meeting with God. If you must date a police officer’s daughter, make sure her father is the office type, if not, “accidental discharge/ stray bullet” will be your divine calling. Don’t try dating a teacher’s daughter unless you can explain why letter “W” is called “double U” and not “double V” or why letter “Y” has two branches. Never break up with a Pastor’s daughter, unless u have the “extinguisher” for “holy ghost fire”. Lastly don’t ever date the daughter of a journalist…my brother, if you mess up, your obituary pamphlet will be bigger than oxford dictionary. As for Me̅ idgaf about dating ish3-| >:/
Posted on: Fri, 20 Sep 2013 06:08:09 +0000
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