Wot? Alkohol ban in my Kerala! This is zimbly terrible. Today I will take an otto, go to the temble and ask God why he did thiz in hiz own kentry? I ask all my ungles & aunthies to take all their meney & shift to Gelf & Thhubai immediately. Enough of Sardar jokes…… Mallu jokes are in town.!!!!! 1 What is the tax on a Mallus income called? IngumDax. 2 Where did the Malayali study? In ko-liage 3 Why did Malayali not go to koliage today? He is very bissi. 4 Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5 Why do Malayalis go to Gelff? To yearn meney 6 What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindo! 7 How does a Malayali spell moon? MOON- Yem, Woh, yet another Woh & Yen. 8 What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae. 9 What does a Malayali do when he goes to US? He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren. 10 What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? An otto. 11 Where does he pray? In a Temble, Charch and a Maask. 12 Who is Bruce Lees best friend? A Malaya-Lee, of coarze. 13 Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard? Kerala. 14 Why is industrial productivity low in Kerala? Bcoz 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding & re-tying lungi. 15 Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always said: KEEP QUWAIT KEEP QUWAIT. 16 What is the latest Malayali punch line? Frem Tea Shops to Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where! 17 Why arent Mallus included in hockey & football teams? Coz whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop. : Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of Kokanet oyl. : Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.::-P
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 16:00:32 +0000
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