Written By Ganiyu Usman January 19, 2015 - 4:11 pm A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I’m the best footballer, I cant die now”. So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said “I’m the richest man in Africa and I’m too young to die”. So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.The third passenger was Gen.Muhammadu Buhari, and he said: ” I’m the change Nigeria needs, so I can’t die now, my people still need me”. So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were President Goodluck Ebele Johnathan and a little school girl.The President said to the little girl “take the last parachute, I’ll sacrifice my life for you” The little girl replied “No need for that. There are two parachutes left” The President asked “How come?” The little girl replied; “Gen.Muhammadu Buhari took my school bag”….
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