YEARS AGO WHEN I WORKED AT A HOSPITAL IN SAME DAY SURGERY I WANTED TO SEE AN AUTOPSY .....SO I CONVINCED ONE OF THE WORKERS TO SNEAK DOWN WITH ME.....SO WE GO IN THE MORGUE AND THERE WAS A BODY ON THE STRETCHER SO I SAID, YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY PET CAT MR. WHISKERS GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE NEIGHBORS RABBIT AND THE RABBIT KILLED HIM ! YUP YUP THUMPED HIM TO DEATH , I GUESS THATS WHY THEY NAMED HIM THUMPER! ANYWAY I TOUCHED MR WHISKERS EARS AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE CAME BACK TO LIFE! I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT AGAIN BUT ON A HUMAN THIS TIME ! SHE SAID, YOU NEVER TRIED IT OUT YET? I SAID, NOOOOOOOO. YOU IDIOT! IM SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT DEAD BODIES ARENT THE EASIEST TO FIND YA KNOW; UNLESS YOU LIVE THE CITY ! THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SEE IF I HAVE SOME MAGICAL POWER ....SO MY FRIEND SAID UR FULL OF SHIT! I SAID, MR WHISKERS DID TO GET FKN MURDERED BY THAT GOD DAMNED EVIL BUNNY ! WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP ? AND DONT MINIMIZE MY PAIN AND SORROW ! AND FURTHERMORE , I DONT NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU ....SHE SAID WELL GO AHEAD THEN TRY IT....SO I WALKED OVER AND PUT MY HANDS UNDER THE CLOTH AND NOTHING ? SHE SAID, TOLD YOU! SO WE STARTED TO WALK AWAY AND WE HEARD A NOISE , I WHISPERED , STILL THINK IM FULL OF SHIT? SHE SAYS, NO ! I SAID, DONT MOVE.... OMG ! I THINK IT REALLY WORKED ? SO SHE TURNS AROUND AND THE BODY STARTS TO SIT UP AND IT SCREAMS JUMPS OFF THE STRETCHER WITH THE SHEET STILL COVERING IT AND LUNGES TORWARDS HER, SHE SCREAMED AND I SWEAR TO GOD SHE PISSED HERSELF!!! .......OHHHH MY GOD IT WAS SO FUNNY !!!!! I HAD ONE OF THE ORDERLIES UNDER THERE TO DO IT ........ THAT NEVER GETS OLD ! ITS FUNNY EVERYTIME !
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:05:56 +0000
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