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YES, IM OVER 70 Im the life of the party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m. Im very good at opening childproof caps...with a hammer. Im usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. Im awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.. Im smiling all the time because I cant hear a thing youre saying. Im very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over... Im so cared for...long term care, eye care, private care, dental care. Im not really grouchy, I just dont like traffic, waiting in long lines, crowds, lawyers, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I cant seem to remember right now. Im wondering, if youre only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? Im a walking storeroom of facts...Ive just lost the key to the storeroom door.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 03:12:32 +0000

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