YOU COULD BE AN INDIAN IF...... •You attend a General Custer memorial dinner, and you wear an Arrow shirt. •Someone at a picnic yells Hey, you with the blanket, over here and you think its an invitation for romance. •Dancing to Running Bear at your local bar and it begins to Rain. •You put a Free Peltier sticker on your truck, and the FBI wiretaps your house. •You could be Indian if you get into a fight with the waiter at your local Mexican restaurant over--Sopapilla, or is it Fry Bread? •Someone inadvertently points out directions with his lips and you know exactly where he is talking about. •Someone asks you your stance on immigration, and you just laugh. YOU COULD BE AN INDIAN IF...... •During a night out on the town, you announce youre going home and then you drive over five hours to get there. •You should turn your head while all about you are turning theirs and blaming it on you. •You use commodity can labels for your art collage project •When you get hit in the head with an old piece of fry bread you see bluebirds. •All the people in the community or town you live in are your cousins! (cousin-brother/cousin-sister). •Your car starts with a screwdriver. •Tou dont understand the purpose for storage lockers or their high rental costs, Why, the cars parked in your front yard store just as much stuff, plus its free. YOU COULD BE AN INDIAN IF...... •Your head automatically turns at the sound of shhhhhhhh. •Learning your ABCs was hard because you wondered what the joke was every time you heard A (AAAYE) •In your everyday life you unintentionally seem to be breaking taboos. •You use the pick up line ...Say, those are some slick wranglers, perhaps I could talk you out of them. •You use the pick up line ...Hey, didnt we go to different boarding schools together? • You wake up after your 18th birthday with a wrecked truck, a hickey and bus ticket to Haskell. •Your relative gets a nice jacket that you wish you had so say, Geez Hey, I reeaally like that Jacket. (and he gives it to you). YOU COULD BE AN INDIAN IF...... •You have had a dog named Bear. •Your travel luggage is designer black Hefty Cinch Sacks! •You think that the Basic Food Groups are Spam, commodity cheese, fry bread, and Dr. Pepper. •Your dance outfit is in a suitcase held together by duct tape and powwow bumper stickers. •You drive over 25mph and the paint peels off your rez truck. You tell your friends that you are letting Mother Nature sand it for you before you get a paint job. •A powwow drum lead singer if your vocal nodules exceed the size of your tonsils. •The first day at your new public school youre waiting for circle and the rest of the class stands for the pledge of allegiance, and as you look around the room youre the only one who doesnt know the words. !!!!!!!!!:)
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 13:56:38 +0000
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