YOU HAVE LED A SHELTERED LIFE UNTIL YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED A SHART - TopicsExpress

YOU HAVE LED A SHELTERED LIFE UNTIL YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED A SHART IN THE CHECK OUT LINE OF WAL-MART. A SHART IS A HYBRID FART MIXED WITH CRAP THATANYONE FROM TIME TO TIME MAY EXPERIENCE. WHEN THAT INCIDENT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME GOT A WHIFF AND STARTED GAGGING. THE CASHIER TOOK A STEP BACK AS SHE HIT THE SILENT ALARM. I SIMPLY SHRUGGED MY SHOULDERS AND POINTED TO THE PROUD E.B.T. CARD HOLDER BEHIND ME IN THE CHECKOUT LINE. WHEN SECURITY TACKLED THE E.B.T. CARD HOLDER, I SLIPPED OF TO THE BATHROOM QUIETLY AND CLEANED MYSELF UP. IN THE MASS CONFUSION THAT WAS CONTINUING, I LEFT MY GROCERIES ON THE COUNTER AND LEFT TO SHOP AT INGLES. HOW YOU REACT IN HIGH PRESSURE SCENARIOS SUCH AS THIS WILL LIKELY INDICATE WHETHER YOU CAN SURVIVE IN COMBAT. LOL. DO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE E.B.T. CARD HOLDER? NOPE. IT WAS ALSO WORTH PAYING THE EXTRA MONEY THAT INGLES ALWAYS COST ME WHEN I AM FORCED TO SHOP THERE. If you find the humor in this and laugh out loud then you have a great imagination. :-) Bill Looman William Looman USMC VET STILL SERVING.

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