YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GOAN WHEN ......... 1. No matter where you go in the world you will find another goan named D’Costa, Mascharenhas, D’Souza, Fernandes, Monteiro or Rodrigues. 2. You have six middle names, most of which you can’t pronounce. 3. You have annoying nicknames like Petus, Babush (or Busha), Bostiao, Forsulo or Popot! 4. You are really confused if you are Portuguese….. ! 5. You call everybody who is brown and not goan “bintkar” and make fun of them in konkani. 6. You interject “what”, “man”, and “re”(ray) in every line of your conversation 7. You show you are listening to the conversation by saying “really?!” or “what youre saying” 8. You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle” or “auntie” everyone is a family friend. 9. You make tea in a saucepan and have it in a coffee mug 10. You eat onions with everything 11. You see pictures of the Caribbean and you say “it’s just like Goa” 12. You go back to Goa and people treat you like a member of the royal family 13. You are comfortable going back for a holiday in May just to sample the mangoes, jackfruits, cantons, bibics, and the dodol. 14. You wash your butt quickly when you hear the pig grunting.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 13:04:43 +0000
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