YOU KNOW YOURE IN A SMALL COUNTRY CHURCH WHEN... ~ People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. ~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. ~ The preacher says, Id like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering, and five guys stand up. ~ Opening day of hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday. ~ A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because: It aint never been in a hole it couldnt get out of! ~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice. ~ The choir group is known as the O.K. Chorale. ~ The pastor wears boots. ~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship. ~ There is no such thing as a secret sin. ~ Baptism is referred to as branding. ~ Theres a special fundraiser for a new septic tank. ~ Finding and returning lost sheep isnt just a parable. ~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling. ~ The final words of the benediction are, Yall come back now, ya hear.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 11:11:12 +0000
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