YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER... If you introduce your wife as [email protected] If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner If you want an 500X CD-ROM for Christmas If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50 If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids toys If you use a CAD package to design your sons Pine Wood Derby car If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door opener and your cameras flash attachment If you dont even know where the cover to your personal computer is If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see whats inside If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts If you have never backed-up your hard drive If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud If you see a good design and still have to change it If the salespeople at Circuit City cant answer any of your questions If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you dont remember where they are If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires If you need a checklist to turn on the TV If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use If you can type 70 words a minute but cant read your own handwriting If people groan at the party when you pick out the music If your checkbook always balances If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life If you thought the real heroes of Apollo 13 were the mission controllers If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didnt get enough sleep If you spend more on your home computer than your car If you know what stands for (bonus points if you actually care) If youve ever tried to repair a 2500fcfa radio If your three year old kid brother/sister asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory If your lap-top computer costs more than your car If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. sugar 4. Chocolate
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 15:13:27 +0000
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