****YOU MUST LAUGH**** 1. Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming backsoon.. AKPOS: But Im not doing anything.. Girl: Thats why Im warning you, Hurry up. 2.CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket youve bought tonight. Sir, Why? AKPOS: Yes. That Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it 3.TEACHER: Whats your favorite flower? AKPOS: Chrysanthemum. TEACHER: Spell it. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E 4.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. 5.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? AkposTeacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell LION ... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin. You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO 6.Akpors . . .why are all these people running? Rukewe: Its a competition, the winner wil b given a phone. Akpors: Nawa o Why all of them dey run naa, wen them no say na only the winner they wil giv phone? 7. Teacher: If You hav 5dollars and U ask ur Dad for anoda 5dollars how many dollars Wil U av? Akpors: 5dollars. Teacher: U dont no ur maths, Akpors: U dont no my fada. 8. Senator: Hey Young I had U are d idiot that disflowered my only Daughter. Akpors: Oga sori, it wont apn again. 9. Joy: Akpors pls leave, U cant date me bcos you are not responsible. . Akpors: Hahaha, who told U dat, oya go 4 my Area go nd ask them weda am not the one said 2b responsible for all d pregnancies? 10. Ochuko: Akpors, why are U closing ur eyes while standing in front of the Mirror? Akpors: I just want 2c how I look while sleeping. 11.Why do couples hold hands b4 wedding? Akpors. Its just a formularity, even Boxers, shake hands b4 they start their fyt...
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:05:45 +0000
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