Yall wanna hear something FUNNY?WHile I was IN walmart yesterday ( For real) THe lanes are so narrow in some places 2 carts cant pass each other like where the ladies hygiene stuff is...and some bozo pushed his cart through blocking me(WTH was a man doing in that aisle ANYWAY?) ...then he smacks his forehead and said Crap( cuz he forgot something) He left his cart right there blocking everything up to run several aisles over to get whatever it was, leaving me and another lady blocked on the aisle by his %$@#*& cart! She and I looked at each other and immediately piled every box of tampons. maxi pads, vagisil and anything else normally mortifying to a man in his cart. THen we backed all the way out of the aisle ( As this inconsiderate jerk had forced us to do) and laughed our tails off. I laughed all day thinking about his face when he got back to his cart to find his protein powder. beef jerky, shaving cream and jeans covered by all that! STILL LAUGHING!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Feb 2014 17:36:50 +0000