Yeah, Heres the thing about your attack-rationalizations toward vegans: The pretense that YOU somehow are cautiously aware your of nutrition while youre at your drive-throughs, drinking your aspartame & sucking in LDL cholesterol which actually physically kills most people in your demographic... as pretext to the undeniably sophomoric assertion that you have casually out-scienced me, does not even hold up to the schoolyard scrutiny of me asking you the same exact question you just pretend-inquisited me with. - How much protein do you get in a day? Where do you get it? Can you over-protein? Do Americans do that? What are the consequences? Is there protein in a potato? - YOU. DONT. KNOW. ---- I do. ---- So why dont you stop pretending like youve got a concern about the dangers surrounding my obviously suicidal consumption of vegetables, and START your conversations, with the much more honest premise, that YOURE Luke Skywalker before he even LEFT the farm... trying to fix a broken vaporator and that you have absolutely no idea why the pan-galactic maintenance droid is playing the same video message about desperation & hope at you repeatedly. - Yes.... all vegans get lightsabers. We keep them in our vegetable crispers next to the tofu. Dont look. - I said dont look! God damnit. - Look, my point is: Youre actually a little short for a Storm Trooper and youre fingers dont shoot lightning... so you can lower your arms and stop making buzzing sounds now. -- Thats right. -- Little lower. -- And the buzzing too. -- Thank you. #PHZHWOOOSH
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 15:02:03 +0000
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