Yeah its a long post.. but if your are an indian girl and you are single and you hate weddings.. you will understand... I just hate goin to weddings or family social events.. for single girls who are really grown..(not in height but in the number of candles that we need to put out with a poker face every year like all those flaming light does not effect us at all) .. weddings are literaly effing traumatising for us.. did i say effing..yes with every capital F you can find in the world.. On the scale of 1 to 10.. i rather go to the police station and be interrogated by a cop than bump into an elder aunt or uncle who works for the Lets hook up my niece with random men a.k.a oh hey look the barman is single association...and somehow you just become that extra sensational if you are born into a brown family and you dont have a full blown bollywood story by your mid twenties.. Here you are enjoying.. exploring.. tasting literally doin a seawalk to the tune of live your life by TI every morning.. somehow when your dotting aunty or uncle looks at you in a function.. they look past how absolutely gorgeous you look like in your rm500 bucks saree you bought online that bipasha basu wore and rocked at 40..or that desi necklace madhuri dixit was glowing in.. you somehow look like a person dying of a crippling disease with rotting flesh called singlehood.. they feel the need to become an ambulance and send you to the matchmaking ER the moment you say you dont have a date.. they wouldnt bate an eyelid if you appeared with no clothes fully naked.. but god forbid you appear with no date next to you....they immediatly try to hook you up with the auntys son sitting in the next table who probably has a secret girlfriend for two years that he has not confess about (some brown family dilema) or the uncles son, who is a doctor, sitting two tables away (who is maybe secretly gay.. cos common.. you are eligible indian men doing medicine and you lasted being single this long in the midst of a hungry bloodthirsty relatives..you have to be sooo GAY).. Its like you could run an empire in the outside world..fully functional and busy plotting world dominion on normal days but that would not matter one bit to them.. within minutes they have the ability to offer you a wheelchair and turn you into a handicap attached to a life support machine just cos you dont have a life partner.. Contrary to popular ignorant peoples believe...just cos we are single... we are not emotionally void idiots without a care about our biological clock or wanting a person to fight about who put the toilet seats up kinda people....No we love the idea of fighting about toilets seats first thing in the morning as much as you married people do too..we really do...i swear...lol Stop looking at us like wake up everyday wishing we could spend our remaining days in an old folks home playing poker with people whose name we cant recall every two minutes.. Stop scaring us about dying alone in an empty house on the hills with a dozen cats.. dont pull an Annabelle on us.. you cant scare someone into settling down.. cos as far as history goes marriage on the other hand has been succesfully spooking people for eons instead...we are not just people who are all about work and superficial things in life... what im saying is dont treat us like we are a bunch of sign board carrying protesters shouting anti marriage messages into the universe...we dont resent the idea of tieing the knot and waking up next to the same person everyday...like how you potray us to be...we are just normal people who have NOT met the one whom we want to tie the knot and wake up next to everyday... thats all.. simple as that...we do not have control over when we will meet them...we do not have a time machine to travel and bring them back to present time.. we do not know where the wormholes or the blackholes are so we could teleport ourselves there to meet them...so the next time you see us in a wedding and you know we aint seing someone.. dont be an asshole and ask us when are we settling down cos we have as much clue as a mouse trapped in a maze.. none.. u guys are making a quantum physics class look more inviting than a wedding.. Once upon a time in a sigle girls fairy tale..they all magically stopped asking stupid questions and we all lived happily ever after.. oh well fairy tales dont exist..
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 15:38:41 +0000
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