Yeah, she didn’t believe me. Her mouth cracked into a silly grin as she crossed her arms and gave me a very judgmental look. So I said, “I’m a guy. I can’t help it.” Right, like that was a solid excuse. I may as well have pulled down my pants and pointed, “Look! Me boy, you girl,” and grunted. “The Viagra making a comeback?” she teased. “Yeah, let’s blame it on the tiny blue pill crushed into my tea.” I had a moment of panic when I wondered if Grandma had slipped anything else into there, like a stupidity pill, because I sure as hell wasn’t earning points toward Mensa membership.--The Dare, JULY 8
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