Yes folks, we made it to the secret cove *shhhh*... I say secret cove, but there was a sign, and a strange moustachioed man waving a sun shade from the top of the hill... Very relaxing, sun, sea and shale... However, we were only allowed to leave if we came back with 3 tonnes of tampax, 2,000 AA batteries and 39,000 packs of Rizlas... The Dolmush ride back was *ahem* interesting... Sprinkled amongst the British and Turkish B.O. someone obviously had a few cats... A combination of me not being to be able to see anything but the pavement going past, Kirsty MrsBear Roberts not being able to see anything but the back of someones head and a 7 year old conductor meant that a 4 minute ride ended up about 40... And we got back to the hotel to find a snooty note asking us not to sew the pillowcases shut... And yes, after we went out for the day, someone changed them and then sewed them... I can state, for the record, it werent us!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 17:19:15 +0000
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