Yes youre eyes have not deceived you. It is I: Henry King of Warwick Castle. The cross of a king is a heavy one to carry, but I relish any opportunity to flaunt my kingship. Yes it was I that defeated the wicked Scottish and feasted on their bloody bagpipes. Yet it was with an iron fist and a golden chalice that I drunken myself over the corpses of those haggish filled traitors. The sun has dawned on another victorious day for Henry King of Warwick Castle and I enter into this new era stronger than ever. Please join me in the canteen this Saturday lunchtime when the clock strikes the twelfth hour for the most glorious feast that has ever befallen Warwick Castle (hot beverages will be provided, please feel free to bring your own baked goods and finest pork loins.) It is there that I, Henry King of Warwick Castle will present myself finally to all you loyal subjects who will be rewarded, however the peasants who have betrayed me will meet a foul end. I will also share my secret of success and my bed with a lucky wench amongst you. Perhaps if the gods smile kindly with us she will bear the heir that I have earned for during many moons. Until Saturday, your one true King - Henry King of Warwick Castle ;) cya
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 19:17:25 +0000
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