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Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now Im in a bigger trouble! :/ 1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, WiFi On. :( 2. The phone has TV, Micro-wave, Torch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc. :D 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. :v 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, I-Indecency, samswag, etc. :D 5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call. :D 6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected. :v 7. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. :D 8. When an ugly lady walks by, the phone will show Virus Detected. :D 9. When a Chinese man passes by, the phone will show, One Bluetooth device found. :D Now I want to sell it. Is anybody ready to buy? :D #LOCKED

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