Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of > Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a > woman behind me asked if I had a dog. > > What did she think I had an elephant? So, since Im retired and have > little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I > was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably > shouldnt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost 2 > stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most > of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way > that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply > eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally > complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to > mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled > with my story.) > > Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the > dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff > an Irish Setters arse and a car hit me. > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was > laughing so hard. Im now banned from Walmarts > > Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in > the world to think of daft things to say.
Posted on: Wed, 07 May 2014 11:55:28 +0000
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