Yesterday it was pointed out to me that I need to open up a new employment position to the public. A massive void exists in the job market and needs to be filled immediately! I must be honest that I am completely embarrassed by my own inability to spot this great opportunity. So, if you are looking for a job: WANTED: Skull staff holder DUTIES: Hold the skull staff with one hand with a badass grip in an awesome, slightly intimidating position, until it is need by me. REQUIREMENTS: - Must be awesome - No small time - Must be able to hold a pose for 9-12 hours a day straight - No bathroom breaks - No texting or phone calls - Must have the ability to intimidate - No days off - At least 9,999 hp and 9,999 mp RATE: $6.66/hr BENEFITS: You get to be awesome, all day. INTERESTED? Apply on this thread. Resumes and references accepted.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 10:42:12 +0000
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