Yesterday when i was coming back to Sirsa after my leave was over, something untoward and unexpected happened upon which we can laugh. So friends, i was in Haryana roadways bus. It was fully pecked with passengers. I was occupying the seat just opposite to the front window. It was a fine evening with cold breeze blowing in as and when the window opened and passengers board the bus or get down at their destination. I was feeling sleepy with the cool touch of winds on my face and hairs. Or rather i was enjoying the journey with my eyes closed. Stereo hanging on the head of driver played soft music. Suddenly i felt suffocating. My nose surrendered to breath in the air. It was too bed smell to describe. My lungs said me that they would quit dissolving oxygen in my blood even if this smell persists for a few more seconds. My sixth sense made my eyes opened to examine the situation. Wtf somebody farted too silently and skillfully. May be he or she have learnt it well and rehearsed it so many times in buses just to punish the co passengers for no guilty. The culprit may have not washed his large intestine for years. Otherwise how could that gas be so filthy and so large in volume. Driver screamed at his full pitch. He opened his window as well and asked others to do same. Anyhow that one minute seemed like one light year. I still suspect two person. One morbid obese man and a similar kind of women in her late 40. Both were sitting on front two seats near driver. Anyhow you can not blame anybody until you have listened the sound. Lolzzz Bus conductor was standing near my seat and issuing tickets. Bus drivers senses may have lost for a few minutes and he was about to hit a truck. He may gone unconscious for that minute. It would have resulted into a head to head collision. For Gods grace he regained his senses in time and applied breaks. The sudden application of breaks caused fear into us. The conductor lost his balance so the other standing passengers. The fallen on each other. Tickets and money fallen on my feet from conductors hand. I saw some hundreds of notes scattered on floor of bus beneath my shoes. Hahaha sometimes you can feel richness in such situation also. Money at your feet. Hahaha. Anyhow i observed more fear on bus conductors face. I collected all notes with both hand and given back to the conductor. So it all happened due to a fart. A fart can risk your life, your money and all.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 14:23:50 +0000
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