Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, I dont understand. What about the pickle slicer? Yossel replied, I think she got fired, too. No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - avg/ Version: 2013.0.2890 / Virus Database: 2637/6025 - Release Date: 01/11/13 This message is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is private, confidential and may also be legally privileged. It may not be copied or disclosed to or used by anyone other than the addressee, nor may it be copied in any way. If you have received this e-mail in error please contact the sender immediately and then delete the message and any attachment(s). Statements and opinions expressed in this e-mail may not represent those of the company. Click here to Reply, Reply to all, or Forward Why this ad?Ads – 14 Day Weather Forecast Update Yourself w/ All Weather Info Up to the Minute - Free Weather Map mapsgalaxy 1.65 GB (11%) of 15 GB used Manage ©2014 Google - Terms & Privacy Last account activity: 1 hour ago Details People (9) William Young Add to circles Show details Ads Family Tree Software Create, print and publish your family tree. Completely free! myheritage Genealogy Tour in Ireland Walk in the footsteps of your ancestors myirelandheritage
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