Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. - TopicsExpress

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he suffered from an overwhelming desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel not to do it and that he would eventually find peace of mind. The very next day, Yossel decided not to heed the advice, but to give in to his desire. He came home from work very early that day. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts, only to find a normal, intact penis. She looked up and said, I dont understand. What about the pickle slicer? Yossel replied, She got fired, too.

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