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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you dont have a clue when it happened. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. Your dog has its own home page. You cant call your mother... she doesnt have internet. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. The last girl you asked out was only a JPEG. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy 2 new Macs so the two of you can chat via Face Time.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 15:01:29 +0000

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