You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you dont have a clue when it happened. · Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. · All of your friends have an @ in their names. · Your dog has its own home page. · You cant call your mother... she doesnt have a modem. · You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. · You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. · You get a new suit that says, This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher. · The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg. · Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 08:28:10 +0000
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