You all have heard me talk about my buddy Cynthia...the one who you NEVER communicate with before 10 a.m and before she has her quota of coffee...which is like at the very least, THREE POTS...well she got herself a bunch of invading mice here lately with it being so cold, and as much as she hated to do it, she knew she had to rid her place of the mice. Those little varmints were making so much noise and were just carrying on all night long. She got her ex to come set traps for her (funny... she is just like me...only way you can get a husband to do something for you is to make him an EX)...anyway he started setting the traps in her pantry and, lo and behold, her ex found that those rascals had done got into, of all things, her COFFEE....all FOUR bags...AND they ate a whole complete bag of Oreo cookies...which obviously is why she started hearing them making so much noise...they were hyped up on carbs and caffeine!!!! Her ex said the mice probably had formed a line and were passing the cookies down to each other while one was making the coffee...oh did I mention Cynthias ex has a very VIVID imagination?...well obviously he DOES!...I mean mice dont PASS cookies to each other...they keep them all for themselves....everyone knows that!...geeez! I think if Cynthia really wants to get rid of those mice, she needs to just forget about the traps and put the phone in front of the open pantry and have me call her BEFORE 10 a.m. and BEFORE she has her coffee quota. Once those mice see just WHOSE pantry they are in and how this creature, reacts with NO coffee and being disturbed before 10 a.m., and that even GODZILLA would head for the hills after a confrontation with her...well I doubt if Cynthia would have any more problems with mice...OR giant Japanese lizards. lol lol lol....hey...how ya think she got rid of her EX??? lol lol lol
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 02:02:07 +0000
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