You can only imagine how unsettled I was this morning when I realized that my “Protecting Powder” deodorant only covered my left armpit and then without warning -- ran dry on the right armpit. Being a Kilby, I have learned to develop a moderate paranoia about running out of basics such as toilet paper, toothpaste, and of course…deodorant. Surely everything would be okay. Safely stored away in the paranoia cabinet, I had 3 more deodorant options. BUT WAIT! None of them were of the same “Protecting Powder” fragrance. How could this be happening?? It would be incredibly awkward if someone sniffed out my powdery left armpit in conflict with my Hawaiian Citrus Breezes right armpit. Today, I live in armpit discord. Let this be a cautionary tale. May you never suffer this shame.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 14:23:33 +0000