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You dozy git! I was having a pee beside my camper van in a remote Wiltshire lane at five oclock this morning, when I heard rustling and felt a sharp, scratching blow to my head. I thought something had fallen off my vans roof, until I saw and heard an owl flapping off to the nearest hedgerow. It had mistaken my hair for a vole, mouse or even rabbit (it was a large owl, and my hat size is 7 1/4). If Id been wearing a wig, it would have been history. My esteem for owls as hunters of stealth, cunning and precision has dipped sharply.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 11:42:27 +0000

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