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You guys are gonna love this one. So Im a ruthless hunting killing machine right? Out in the forest I see two perfectly groomed dogs and they start barking at me. Anyone who knows me knows I hate dogs. But... something in my heart was like... if I dont find the owner, these two ripoffs are gonna get eaten out here or someone is gonna steal them. I hate thievery more than I hate dogs. So.... I throw the dogs My turkey sandwich and poor a couple gulps of my Rockstar. They lighten up a little and hop in the back of my xterra. I knew there was a house down the road so I was gonna go check there first. Just then this older guy starts running towards me out of no where. You D---- thief! Give me back My dogs! Oh my bad man I was just... Youre Lucky I dont have my pistol! You outta be shot! No, I wasnt stealing them! I was.... Go to hell! Without hearing the rest of my story he goes running off down the road with his little leashless dogs. Lol And I now hate dogs more than thievery. #ImNotaRuthlessKillingMachine #IsuckatHunting #theyresafe
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:20:51 +0000

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