You know, every year -- like an Alzheimers patient -- my wife asks - TopicsExpress



          

You know, every year -- like an Alzheimers patient -- my wife asks me to watch the Tony Awards and Ill somehow forget what I learned the year before. Because every year Ill sit through the pretentious, eye glazing slog that is the useless Academy Awards... and then will be AMAZED at how fun the Tonys are. One of these days Ill learn and greet her request with more than shrugged indifference. Because -- despite a couple of bad jokes and another ear bleeding rendition of One Day More -- this show has more energy in 10 minutes than the Academy Awards has had in 10 years. Plus better speeches, a tap dancing Wolverine, Doogie Howser MD, a better Idina Menzel performance, batshit looney Alan Cumming, Bryan Cranston, a crazier and more senile Clint Eastwood, and Gus from Psych. All other arguments are invalid.
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 01:29:35 +0000

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