You know how sometimes you hear a story about some shut-in who basically lived on their sofa and never moved and so their skin basically fused to the fabric through some biological process thats too horrible to even think about, and then the guy had a heart attack and the paramedics tried to pry him off the couch but couldnt do it without giving him severe skin lacerations, so they had to knock a window out to remove the entire couch from the place and then take him to the hospital on a flatbed truck with a police escort? What Im saying is this Simpsons marathon may not end well for me.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 23:28:10 +0000
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