You know how the bank chains the pens and everything to the desks? - TopicsExpress

You know how the bank chains the pens and everything to the desks? Im about to do that with the pens, scotch tape and scissors in this house. One time, I bought six pairs of scissors out of frustration. Do you know how many I can find? One. So if I want to have 6 pens, I need to buy 36. And if I want 2 things of scotch tape, due to the current ratio necessary I would need to buy 12. Ugh. Im not even lying....you know what pen is in my glove box? A dolphin pen....that speaks dolphin every time I hit a bump. Why dont I adjust it so that doesnt happen, you ask? Because every time that dang thing goes off, I get an emotional thrill because I have a pen that none of the office supply eating beasts at my house know about! It may be an annoying dolphin pen but it works when I need it to and its mine, ALL MINE! Enter justified maniacal laughter HERE.

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