You know, just when you think youve heard everything some radical global warming advocate comes up with one even better! Get this one! The global warming advocates are claiming that hamburgers are contributing to global warming. Heres the illogic they are using: - the market for hamburgers is huge and growing. - more cows are needed to fill the demand. - the more the cows the more cow flatulence/farts. - more farts create more methane gas. - methane gas contributes to global warming. - eliminating hamburgers reduces cows, reducing methane gas, reducing global warming. Heres the ridiculous side of this claim. Eliminating hamburgers: - affects millions of jobs related to hamburgers. - people wont stop eating beef and they will just make their own hamburgers. - affects millions of jobs related to the charcoal and gas grill industry. - wont stop the remaining cows from farting. Do these people think at all. If their claim is factual, then I wonder how warm the planet got when the dinosaurs were alive. Can you imagine those farts. You think their roar was loud and long. You know what, I now have a new theory of what caused the demise of the dinosaurs. One farted during a lightning strike and that started a chain reaction that went around the world in a matter of minutes. BBQ dinosaur and everything else above ground all over the planet with no one to eat it. What a waste! We need to start a cause for wasted dinosaurs. If this hamburger theory wasnt so funny it wouldnt deserve the time of day. For that matter lets go after the chicken industry, they fart too. What about pigs? Dont they fart? Then there are the lambs, horses, dogs, cats, and oh no! People! Billions of people fart every day!!! Eliminate the people and all global warming cancers vanish! Problem solved! YOURE WELCOME!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 15:56:05 +0000
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