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You know that one runt piece of bread next to the heel thats always a bit undersized and sad? I bet he gets teased a lot by the rest of the loaf. I feel sorry for the dude. So this morning I made an effort to make him feel special. I said, Smallish Bread Slice, I am glad youre here. You are going to make the Tastiest Tiny Toast ever, man. I know you were literally sandwiched between a heel and a full-sized jock slice who looked down on you and that had to be tough. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU, BRO. We are going to butter your ass and smear it with jam and... ...And thats the point where I realized that it had gotten weird. Much too late to take it back, but I think the bread was happy there, at the end. So I guess what Im saying is spread the love, my friends.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 13:04:39 +0000

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