You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? Thats common sense leaving your body. 6. I dont like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom. 7. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row, 8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning. 9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, whats your plan? 10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 08:57:24 +0000
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