You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter. The interview went as follows: The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? The farmer stared at the reporter and said … Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? Reporter:(obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, thats a new piece of information but whats the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day? Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day .... and only screwing you once a year, wouldnt you get mad? THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 01:08:19 +0000