You know youre Arab if.... 1. You say bolice and beoble for police and people 2. You inherited or will inherit land in your home country. 3. You brag about your kids even if they are bad. 4. Your spouse is also your cousin 5. Your dad eats mensef with his hands and forces his son to join the men 6. You or your relatives own a grocery store, liquor store, restaurant, or gas station 7. Youre fat and blame it on the kids, or youre bald and blame it on the stress 8. Your aunt asks you when she can dance at your wedding. 9. You smoke as if it were the last day on earth...and you only smoke Marlboros 10. You wear more cologne than deodorant. 11. You pronounce comfortable cun-fort-a-bull 12. You say the letter h like etch 13. You put olive oil in and on everything and brag about how healthy it is 14. You gossip about your own family...with your own family 15. You have more than 4 kids 16. You eat hummus at least 4 times a week 17. You cook a meal that lasts 3 days 18. You talk crap about abeed, but love when they buy from you 19. At parties, you think its cool to dance and smoke at the same time 20. You pity anyone who is not Arab and think all other cultures are morally corrupt 21. You have fruit trees in your backyard and when they are in season you live on them 22. You dont use the word tease in English cause you feel weird 23. You watch the hell out of Arabic Satellite 24. Your father swears at you with words that effect himself 25. You have so many cousins you cant count them or lose track counting them 26. At weddings it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all the guests 27. You get down from the car instead of getting out of it 28. You act like you want to pay, but in reality you hate to pay 29. You have a gold necklace of your name written on it in Arabic 30. You own and/or play the tubleh 31. Your middle name is your fathers first name 32. If your a male your named after your grandfather or your great-grandfather 33. You play cards till the break of dawn 34. You never run out of bizzer 35. You cant have a meal without bread 36. You get offended when Americans call Arabic bread Pita 37. If you’re an Arab woman you dye your hair an obviously fake shades 38. You feel proud when some famous celebrity has some Arab blood in them 39. You teach your friends Arabic words (mostly the bad ones) and are happy when they use them in a normal conversation 40. Your Mom has a creative quick nickname for you like: Susu, Natoosheh”, or Tuntooneh 41. You have a difficult Arabic name so you come up with cheesy Americanized version of it like Sam or Mike 42. You have someone tell you your fortune based on a coffee cup 43. You love Um Kalthoom and if you dont, your dad makes you listen to her and tries to translate the words into English for you so you can appreciate her as much as he does 44. All your relatives live near by, and most are in walking distance 45. If you’re a single Arab guy, you tell women that you are a successful business man or that you own a successful business back home even if youre an unemployed goat herder 46. Your favorite food is wara dawali, but you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you ate leaves for dinner 47. You get really happy and call the whole family to the room when you there is a special on Arabs on CNN 48. You use Church as a social ground for meeting potential wives/husbands 49. You have more hair on you then a monkey 50. You love Arabic music at anytime of the day
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 12:27:30 +0000
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