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You know youre really trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. Youve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. Jack Daniels makes your list of Most Admired People. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying Hey, yall watch this! Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya cant git married to yer sweetheart cause theres a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:56:40 +0000

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