You know youre truly Puerto Rican when: Madeline Pagan Your mom hits you with whatever is not nailed or glued down (I.e the magical boomerang chankleta) When your mom is mad and she yells out your ENTIRE GOVERNMENT NAME She goes from English to spanish in 0 to 50 seconds cursing My favorite is when your mom is mad and she yells me cago en tu madre! Thats classic When she seasons the pernils and the turkey like two days before it goes in the oven When she cleans the house and the old records play especially la India 🎶ese hombre que tu ves alli🎶 and sings loud Smacks you upside your head in the store Oh another favorite is when youre out shopping and you asked for something and they give you that look Imma whip your ASS when we get home ja tu veras! Lmao and then give you that Erie smirk 😏 Another experience by my brother Fabian Pagan Diaz and I when she clocked us knowing what time the last bell rang at school and times is to the door at our house.. Lord knows you better answer that phone before the last ring and youre running n out of breath and answer the phone... When they tell you stories of their ass whippings as children and you look at them like you aint that far from it and you look at your grandma and she like tan exagera lmao Any others I missed? ADD THEM!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 19:58:11 +0000
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