You learn things when you are married. If you are a guy, it takes a decade or two or three to set in. One of them is this. First, if the woman gets on a tear with a vacuum cleaner on a Friday night, its for a reason, even if its incomprehensible. And no, you cant ignore it. Yes, you have to offer to help. And second, once the vacuum is out, even after you have gone through the motions of sweeping parts of the house that no sane person thought needed sweeping--dont put it up. For Gods sake, dont put the vacuum up. Dont even unplug it. That way madness lies. For I guarantee you, the second you retract the cord, youll hear a gentle sweet nudge from the house cleaning fairy that we are not done yet. They are not done until they lie in their pressed puritan clothes in their coffins, I tell ye.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 03:01:55 +0000
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