You may have read or heard about the recent rash of air plane crashes, disappearances and those deliberately shot down. If you are aware, then you sir/madam must have wondered what is really going on? These are scary times in the aviation sector. Ive decided to assist humanity in overcoming this hurdle by using my gift of prophecy and power of revelation to confirm to those who are flying if they will make it or not. Ive designed what I call a one-way demise-or-not device. It is a handheld device with three signal lights which acts like the traffic lights at intersections. If the red light blinks during consultation, youre gone for good or bad (whichever is apt for your situation). If the green light blinks, you may travel. It means youll live to fly another day. Which also means youre not in all likelihood flying over a global hot spot (Syria, Iraq, Sambisa or Ukraine airspace). If Malaysia is involved in the flight arrangements, acts as a transit stop or is mentioned anywhere on the itinerary, the amber light would flash immediately. The amber light blinking is only asking if youre sure you really want to travel? Is the trip really that important? You might consider alternatives modes of transport. Statistically, not too many people die on camel rides. The amber light would also blink if there are thunderstorms or lightning forecast that day or the runway is closed for repairs in Abuja. Godspeed everyone! My account details are readily available for the use of this device. Life has no duplicate. Spend 5k now and thank me later. If not, and for those who so believe, well see in the hereafter and discuss my other schemes designed for yonder places. Again, the token charge for using this reliable (99.99%) one-way, demise-or-not device is 5k per trip. Jah bless.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 10:24:36 +0000
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