Your First Christmas Joke - and its Scottish.......... A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. We cant stand the sight of each other any longer, the father says. Were sick of each other and Im sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her. Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, Like hell theyre getting divorced, she shouts, Ill take care of this. She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, You are NOT getting divorced. Dont do a single thing until I get there. Im calling my brother back and well both be there tomorrow. Until then, dont do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. Done! Theyre coming for Christmas - and theyre paying their own way.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:29:26 +0000
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