Your Friday Laugh!!! So I landed my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter (a good way to pass some time and get a few bucks for retirees like me). My job lasted less than a day. You probably want to know the story. Everyone does. Well, about two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? The ugly woman stopped yelling, and stopped in her tracks. Hell no, they aint twins, she said in the same loud voice, glaring at me. The oldest ones 9, and the other ones 7. Oh, I said. Why the hell would you think theyre twins? she continued, still using such a loud voice that all the other customers were also stopping and turning to look at us standing there at the entrance. Are you blind, or just stewpid? Im neither blind nor stupid, Maam, I replied -- loud enough for everyone to hear, but calmly and in the politest of tones. I just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. She just stood there dumb-struck, but all the other customers -- every last one of them smiling and giggling, immediately turned and continued on their ways. But my supervisor said I probably wasnt cut out for this line of work.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 13:16:51 +0000
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