Your Kaizer should explain... In 1945 i snuck into Berlin under a secret task force created by the U.S military codenamed operation flying mustache. They needed a man who knew the city of berlin better than the back of his eyelids, I WAS THAT MAN! My mission was to KILL Adolf Hitler before the soviets found him und captured a super secret Nazi Biological weapon Stored in the Fuhrers DNA. I fought for weeks through the rubble in Berlin in a seemingly hopeless race against the RED ARMY und the remaining SS. I finally came upon the Bunker But the russians were a mere few blocks away I blew open the door und raced through the bunker with my B.A.R that the Americans gave me. I killed anyone in my way. When reached Hitlers qaurters i opened the door to find him sitting behind his desk Just as i raised my weapon to shoot eva braun swooped up from behind und knocked the gun out of mein hands. She held a luger to my head, Hitler looked at me und smiled he said: Hello mein Kaizer, It is good to see you again!. I replied: the feeling is not mutual Mein "Fuhrer". I then head butted eva Braun swung her over mein head und used her to beat hitler! As Hitler lay on the floor dying I put mein Mauser pistol to his head und asked him "any last words?" he pleaded for his miserable life und i shot him... UPon doing so a thick purple smoke began filling the room! und ein Genie appeared he told me "KAIZER WILHELM!!! YOU HAVE PERFORMED THE GREATEST DEED FOR ALL MANKIND!!! YOU HAVE KILLED SATAN HIMSELF!!!! at that moment Hitlers corpse turned into a demon corpse und then ash! the Genie continued "FOR YOUR BRAVE AND NOBLE ACT I GRANT YOU 20 ADDITIONAL LIVES!!! AND 5 WISHES!!!!" und thats why i havent died
Posted on: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 06:31:59 +0000
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