Your Monday Laughter Is The Best Medicine posts. 1. Ford engineer An engineer of Ford cars runs into the office of his boss: - Eureka, I have finally made it! I have been working on electric vehicle project for so many years and now I came from New York with the electric vehicle! - How much did it cost? - 4000 $ - 1 $ for electricity and 3999$ for the cables.. 2. Blondes about cars Two blondes talk: - Elizabeth, did you know that you O O O O car is actually called Audi? 3. Similarity What is the similarity between a Ford car and a bathtub? You don’t want to get out of it while other people are watching… 4. You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress. In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a big stress already. You require for a DNA analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you cant be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. Thats what the real stress is. 5. A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him. This is for the flowers, she said. Dont be silly, he said. I am sure we have a vase somewhere at home. 6. A blonde enlisted in the army, and when she was given her uniform the drill sergeant informed her that although her quarters would be in separate building she would mess with the men. Only later did she learn that he meant she would eat her meals with them.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 15:05:33 +0000
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